Before I was expelled from Southern Illinois University I lived in Glenn Kilbert’s trailer in Pleasant Valley where Michael Montalbano lived. My roommate smuggled his girlfriend into our room in the dorm and after listening to them screw the first night I moved out. Glenn graduated and we started hanging out at his place in Chicago about every six weeks for a barbeque with our group of SIU hangers on and that was where I got hit in the head by his house. I have never been the same.