Finally! Joe Huston gets what he deserves!
November 17, 2007

Oh, my God... I never, ever thought that I would have the opportunity to put a page on the website with as much truth and bullshit as this. Really. I know that God loves me, but really... do you think that she would allow me to skewer Joe Huston with a page that is based in truth?

Joe attends Toastmaster meetings and entered their Tall Tales contest. He won two levels and took 3rd at the big one. Wow... he really is my King... not only is he a verb (to be Hustoned) but now, the man who we've all known is a true bullshitter is now AN AWARD WINNING BULLSHITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(As usual, click on the little picture to see the BIG picture.)

The Movie as

Joe tells the story at Judy's birthday party.
The Move of

what Joe told the emcee at the conclusion of the contest.
The movie of our toast to Joe.
Joe's awards.
The transcript of the story in PDF format.

The transcript of the story in Word format.

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