Judy Judge... Official "Old Broad"
November 19, 2005

Yep... it's official. Judy Judge is an old broad. In one day, she went from a flower of youth to a woman on that long "banana peel on the stairway" slide toward dementia and who knows what else. 50 years old isn't a terrible condition for a guy (just look at Marc) but on a woman... whooo boy...

Naturally, since Marc is the paragon of consideration that he is, he arranged for her to be paraded out in public with a group of her family and friends, each of whom couldn't wait to sing "Happy Birthday, to you..." much to her chagrin. Here are the photos. Don't be fooled by the smiles. They are either caused by not understanding the gravity of the situation or by the booze and wine that usually flows when a group of this type gets together. A good time was had by all.

(As usual, click on the little picture to see the big picture.)

I can say whatever I want right about now because this guy doesn't have a computer. "Are you lookin' at me? Well, are you?"

Judy has about a half second of cluelessness left.

"Oh shoot... it's that obnoxious guy with the camera again!"

"I'll do anything for a hug."

"Why did you say we were here?

"We sure are glad that we're sitting across from Nowell, who looks like he was living in those clothes. He sure makes us look good!"

Sure... everybody looks happy right now, but just wait...

"Yep, we're going to rat Mom out. You betcha."

Are we having fun yet?

You bet!!!

In my opinion, the nicest woman in a room of nice women. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
(She knows where I live and where I sleep and she has the phone with the 911 buttons on it.)

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